Soupy_1us
01-04-2007, 11:05 PM
Dear Tech Support:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
>> >>>>> noticed
>> >>>>> that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took
>> >>>>> up a lot
>> >>>>> of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
installed
>> >>>>> itself
>> >>>>> into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity.
>> >>>>> Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting
and
>> >>>>> Fishing
>> >>>>> 7.5, and Racing 3.6
>> >>>>> I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to
>> >>>>> run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
>> >>>>> Girlfriend
>> >>>>> 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Thanks,
>> >>>>> A Troubled User.
>> >>>>> ______________________________________
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> REPLY:
>> >>>>> Dear Troubled User:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that
>> >>>>> it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is
an
>> >>>>> OPERATING
>> >>>>> SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It
is
>> >>>>> also
>> >>>>> impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0
.
>> >>>>> It is
>> >>>>> impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
>> >>>>> system once
>> >>>>> installed.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
>> >>>>> designed to
>> >>>>> not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
>> >>>>> Alimony-Child
>> >>>>> Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on
improving
>> >>>>> the
>> >>>>> situation. I suggest installing the background application
"Yes
>> >>>>> Dear" to
>> >>>>> alleviate software augmentation.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
>> >>>>> because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
>> >>>>> before the
>> >>>>> system will return to normal anyway.
>> >>>>> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
>> >>>>> maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such
>> >>>>> as Clean
>> >>>>> and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use
>> >>>>> will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once
this
>> >>>>> happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0
is to
>> >>>>> purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
>> >>>>> Diamonds 5.0 !
>> >>>>> WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary
With
>> >>>>> Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
>> >>>>> and will
>> >>>>> cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Best of luck,
>> >>>>> Tech Support
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
>> >>>>> noticed
>> >>>>> that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took
>> >>>>> up a lot
>> >>>>> of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
installed
>> >>>>> itself
>> >>>>> into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity.
>> >>>>> Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting
and
>> >>>>> Fishing
>> >>>>> 7.5, and Racing 3.6
>> >>>>> I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to
>> >>>>> run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
>> >>>>> Girlfriend
>> >>>>> 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Thanks,
>> >>>>> A Troubled User.
>> >>>>> ______________________________________
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> REPLY:
>> >>>>> Dear Troubled User:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that
>> >>>>> it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is
an
>> >>>>> OPERATING
>> >>>>> SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It
is
>> >>>>> also
>> >>>>> impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0
.
>> >>>>> It is
>> >>>>> impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
>> >>>>> system once
>> >>>>> installed.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
>> >>>>> designed to
>> >>>>> not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
>> >>>>> Alimony-Child
>> >>>>> Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on
improving
>> >>>>> the
>> >>>>> situation. I suggest installing the background application
"Yes
>> >>>>> Dear" to
>> >>>>> alleviate software augmentation.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
>> >>>>> because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
>> >>>>> before the
>> >>>>> system will return to normal anyway.
>> >>>>> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
>> >>>>> maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such
>> >>>>> as Clean
>> >>>>> and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use
>> >>>>> will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once
this
>> >>>>> happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0
is to
>> >>>>> purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
>> >>>>> Diamonds 5.0 !
>> >>>>> WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary
With
>> >>>>> Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
>> >>>>> and will
>> >>>>> cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Best of luck,
>> >>>>> Tech Support