Pegleg
07-16-2007, 08:19 PM
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing
to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining
that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor
to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The
doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how
well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued
to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the
wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the
husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing
to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining
that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor
to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The
doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how
well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued
to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the
wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the
husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.