Vet Class

[Iceman]

First-year students at North Carolina State University's Vet
School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet
Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it, and stuck it in his
mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The
students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking
on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told
them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."


------ "Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid." - John
Wayne