The Temptation of Turnup

[4rum]

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The Temptation of Turnup

Now you folks out there, ownin' cats
Need told one thing, an' this is that
Don't put no fish bowl, in the house
An' expect your cat to eat a mouse

Ol' Turnup spied it, the day it came
His one eye 'eyed' it, "Umm-row fresh game"
We swarped an' 'spritzed' his furry a$$
But still he sought sushi under glass

First lost a guppy, then a gold
'Fore the bowl was two days old
No real proof how they met their death
'Cept Turnup's smile an' fishy breath!

Third day we caught him in the act
Ol' Turnup knew he was gettin' whacked
But Turnup made a bad decision
Ran soakin' wet behind the television

Ten thousand volts was quite a show
Cured Turnup's taste for fish you know
Now he just sits, and watches nightly
His one good eye shining brightly

[Illinoisgiller]

Good one 4rum, Looking forward to this winter when I have more time to go back and enjoy your talented tales. Mike

[4rum]

Thanks Mike... I have a couple good ones (I hope) saved up for fall. Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment.

[Timotha7]

Another great one Sam! Can just smell the ozone an burning hair!

[gofish]

nuther good un 4rum...of course lol.....know jus how ole turnup felt....hit a 220 wire with a saw one time lol....never trusted a nuther home owner bout location of wires lol

[Soupy_1us]

:icon_frown:................ What can I say........ya can't do nuttin' but lov 'im.
He's just doin' what cats are s'ppose to do.....:confused0024:
Maybe next time .....................................put a Piranha in the bowl.









'nother good 'un 4rum.

[4rum]

Mornin' Tim, gofish, Soupy...

Hope ya'll got a chuckle from Ol' Turnup...

Good idea Soupy... at'd fix 'im! ...... Although..... Turnup don't catch on too fast... I imagine he'll have more adventures... just seems his lot in life. :icon_biggrin:

[gofish]

ifn that pirahna got hold of him dont reckon hed git a nuther time lol

[4rum]

Ol' Turnup's quite a scrapper... put 'em in a poke... shake it up... turn it upside down... don't know which would fall out first !!!:confused0086:

[wewamohawk]

That Was Very Good 4 Rum Its Nice To Read Your Good Work Thanks ;;;maurice

[gofish]

reckon he might lose a few chunks on this one though lol...friend of mine had some of them pirahnas.....ya oughtta see them puppies eat! aint purty lol...course ol turnup seems to be used ta losin chunks every now an then dont he lol