The Further Adventures of Turnup the Cat

[4rum]

Ol’ Turnup has had his share of close calls. Now don’t ya’ll tell Schoe an’ I’ll share one of his racier ‘narrow escapes…………………………….’

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The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat

While down on her hands and knees
The maid could not stop a sneeze
Her tampon did rocket
Out of it's socket
And dispatched the poor cat with ease

You can imagine Turnup's surprise
When something of this shape and size
Shot with a zoom
Clear cross the room
And took him right 'twixt the eyes

Now please don't be too broken hearted
O'er the fate of our dearly departed
For having nine lives
He may yet survive
He's seen worse than this when she's farted

[Soupy_1us]

Ouch !




Dang his luck.......

[wewamohawk]

He Is Realy Back And Hes Sure Good ;;;maurice