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Bobg
09-05-2007, 05:09 AM
This morning, I was in a a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention.
I had hot coffee in my lap and was running late. "Great, just great" I muttered.
The driver opened his door.........leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf.
He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said "I'm not happy".........To which I replied, "Well........which one are you then?"
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Soupy_1us
09-05-2007, 06:11 AM
LOL .. Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are.

4rum
09-05-2007, 01:05 PM
The rest were victims of a cave in... Miss Snow ran and called and called with no answer.... finally a faint voice came back from the depths of the caved in mine.... "Vote for Hillary.... vote for Hillary"....

"Whew" thought Miss Snow... "at least Dopey survived". :icon_biggrin:

Fishaholic
09-05-2007, 04:36 PM
thats a good one!!!!lol!!