So True This Election Year

[Schoe]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat
hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00



The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why
such a price difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, "Have
you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all
morning."

[capt.kirk]

GET OUT AND VOTE,KNOCK THE CRAP OUT OF THE PROFESSIONAL
POLITICAN!!!!!!!!!!!
WILLIE NELSON FOR PRESIDENT--------------------------:party0045:
ALFERD E NEUMAN FOR VICE PRESIDENT-----------------:confused0024:
BILL CLINTON IN CHARGE OF AFFAIRS -------------------:party0011:
Kirk

[Sharon]

BILL CLINTON IN CHARGE OF AFFAIRS -------------------:party0011:
Kirk

:happy0194:Hide you wife and children first!!!!!! :evilgrin0039:

[dipper69_2000]

great jokes have ta remmber them when the bites get slow to liven up the day

[dipper69_2000]

hey a guy goes to visit his ma in hosp. jus as she is finishing breakfast. he asks his ma how was breakfast she says just fine cept for the kentucky jelly. son ask kentucky jelly? she says yea and hands him a tube of ky jell............