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4rum
05-01-2008, 06:15 AM
Guess who’s on the pole....
...Jr.? nope.......Smoke ?.......nope.......Lo...rayne!! She got a job dancin’ down at the Bar None. Her an’ Squeek went down last week fer a ‘try out’...right away they could see that Lo...rayne had enormous talent(s)... ya’ll remember as how Lo...rayne was blessed !!!

Squeek... well she didn’t fare too good. See, since she lost all the weight.... yeah she’s been a pin’in over me, trout season come in… an’ well… ya’ll know how it is....

uh...’emme see...Lo...rayne, job, dancin’, boobs... oh yeah, Squeek... since she lost all that weight... they had her to put on one of them ‘G’- strings... didn’t fit too good... put the strings plum over her shoulders like a one piece an’ it was still showin’ a couple hours of daylight past her full moon... Squeek’s back to checkin’ at the Piggly Wiggly.

Lo...rayne, now that’s another story. That girl took to dancin’ like a hog takes to slop... ain’t never seen a hog could match ‘er on that pole though... ‘izzit gittin’ warm in here? Heh, heh... yep you could tell she was a natural...’til they made ‘er shave... violation of some health code ‘er somthin’ I reckon.

Me an’ Cousin Scooter ...what a fine lad that boy is turnin’ out to be... well we went down to the Bar None Friday night...cain’t fish all the time you know.... an’ they was a havin’ a wet ‘T’ shirt contest... now them gals take a good contest right to heart... I tell you what ... it was tit fer tat on that stage fer a while, an’ I kinder lost track of Cousin Scooter. I finally seen him...waaaayyy back in the back... stuffin’ dollar bills down Boom Boom Paluskis’ stockins... did I tell you what a fine lad Cousin Scooters turnin’ out to be? Any way... he’s got right smart of a hide full... Boom Booms got a sock full...an’ about that time she started given Scooter one of them lap dances. Now Cousin Scooter could see purty good, close up, an’ believe me Boom Boom was close up!... she was bent over with her trademark a jigglin’ about two inches from Cousin Scooters nose, when somethin’… er… come up!!!

Cousin Scooter hadn’t never been ‘faced’ with any thing like this before an’ he was just a little puzzeled over what to do...first thing come to mind was to try an’ cover his ... uh... ‘embarrassment’... only thing handy was Boom Boom... so he grabbed ‘er by the haunches, set ‘er down an’ went to spin ‘er around to explain ... wouldn’t you know... Boom Boom was a left hand thread... Doc says the binder can come off in about a week.

Back here, at the bar though the action was a heatin’ up... musta been ‘cause they started pourin’ cold water on them gals... an’ that’s when Lo...rayne come into her own... she jumped up on a table an’ let loose with a pohm... went like this:

"Names Lo...rayne Spivy
Meaner’n poison ivy
Scratch yer itch ‘til ye holler
If you vote with a dollar……….."

Lo...rayne won.

She come runnin’ over after the contest to say hi...
won agin’...

‘em boys sure liked the way she runs.... anyway ya’ll know Lo...rayne... always somthin’ kinda funny to say... run right up an’ asked me if I’s gittin’ any on the side ... well... reckon I’ll have to ‘fess up... I didn’t know they’ed moved it !!!

Illinoisgiller
05-01-2008, 07:23 AM
Neat "road house" tale 4rum. Proud of that cousin Scooter. Sounds like he is turning out to be a fine lad.lol mike

4rum
05-01-2008, 07:27 PM
Hey Mike...

Thanks for stopping by. Glad you read and left a kind word for me an' Scooter. Hope you're gettin' in some good fishin' and quality time with th' family. Take care now........

Sam

gofish
05-01-2008, 07:32 PM
first thing i look fer on the 1st of the month is yer next tale lol..good ta see yalls doin a good job raisin yer cousin up right lol

Soupy_1us
05-02-2008, 07:12 AM
Yep ! done it agin................Made me smile first thing this mornin'...
The wife can't even do that.... Might be 'cause we'd been together for might near 40 years and she done give up trying..
Good readin' Sam....
Keep it up.!




Just wished you send me a picutre of that Lo...rayne.... I know.. I know that girl .....

Timotha7
05-02-2008, 11:31 AM
You made my day Sam!
Thanks for another great memory !
Tim

4rum
05-03-2008, 05:04 AM
Mornin' gofish, Soupy, Tim...

Great to hear from ya'll. I kinder figgered with fishin' you fellers might be busy. They're catchin' a lot of crappie on the lake here. Turkey season is in (had some in the yard the first day under the squirrel feeder) AN' THE MUGGINS IS UP ! ! ! (local name for morel mushrooms). Love 'em ! ! !

Hope ya'll are enjoyin' th' spring weather.

Timotha7
05-03-2008, 03:29 PM
Hi Sam! Fishing time around here has been limited, weather been so flakey just have not gotten out much

Thinkin that the morels have to be up though, figure to get out an do a little looking around today (nice to have grandkids that can do the majority of the serious brush popping )

4rum
05-04-2008, 09:21 AM
Yep... they up here! I like these big white ones..........
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/clik-it/th_morels4-24-08001.jpg (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/clik-it/morels4-24-08001.jpg)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/clik-it/th_morels4-24-08004.jpg (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/clik-it/morels4-24-08004.jpg)

gofish
05-04-2008, 10:09 AM
never too busy fer yer tales 4rum......nice lookin shrooms there....everythins up here at once..blacks ,yellers,greys and dog$%^&$s.....strange year

Timotha7
05-04-2008, 03:00 PM
Heard they started poppin in last day or so here too, today is a nice day to go out an see bout finding some

(like those grey ones myself, but THEY ARE ALL GOOD!)

4rum
05-04-2008, 08:18 PM
Evnin' gofish, Tim...

I've enjoyed hunting and eating the morels (we call 'em 'muggins' here) for as long as I can remember. They're pretty easy to identify.

I've been wanting to try the Chanterelles. I'm pretty confident that I know which they are, but I haven't tried them yet.

More local names for morels:

Muggins, Molly Moochers, Merkles, Moly Mountain Merkles, dry land fish, shrooms, moochins, and there's more I can't remember.
What do the folks in your neighborhood call 'em?

heath19
05-04-2008, 11:05 PM
around here we just call them morels...or at least thats about all i have heard. my uncle had an oak tree die in his front yard last year and i got a report today they found over 100 of them right in his front yard!!!!!:confused0068:

4rum
05-05-2008, 05:45 AM
It's kind of strange how the spores come about and pop up like that. The buisness next door to the fire station where I used to work did some mulching one year. I walked by their new beds and there were morels growing out of the mulch.

Hope everyone has a bountiful and safe morel season.