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05-01-2008, 06:15 AM
Guess who’s on the pole....
...Jr.? nope.......Smoke ?.......nope.......Lo...rayne!! She got a job dancin’ down at the Bar None. Her an’ Squeek went down last week fer a ‘try out’...right away they could see that Lo...rayne had enormous talent(s)... ya’ll remember as how Lo...rayne was blessed !!!
Squeek... well she didn’t fare too good. See, since she lost all the weight.... yeah she’s been a pin’in over me, trout season come in… an’ well… ya’ll know how it is....
uh...’emme see...Lo...rayne, job, dancin’, boobs... oh yeah, Squeek... since she lost all that weight... they had her to put on one of them ‘G’- strings... didn’t fit too good... put the strings plum over her shoulders like a one piece an’ it was still showin’ a couple hours of daylight past her full moon... Squeek’s back to checkin’ at the Piggly Wiggly.
Lo...rayne, now that’s another story. That girl took to dancin’ like a hog takes to slop... ain’t never seen a hog could match ‘er on that pole though... ‘izzit gittin’ warm in here? Heh, heh... yep you could tell she was a natural...’til they made ‘er shave... violation of some health code ‘er somthin’ I reckon.
Me an’ Cousin Scooter ...what a fine lad that boy is turnin’ out to be... well we went down to the Bar None Friday night...cain’t fish all the time you know.... an’ they was a havin’ a wet ‘T’ shirt contest... now them gals take a good contest right to heart... I tell you what ... it was tit fer tat on that stage fer a while, an’ I kinder lost track of Cousin Scooter. I finally seen him...waaaayyy back in the back... stuffin’ dollar bills down Boom Boom Paluskis’ stockins... did I tell you what a fine lad Cousin Scooters turnin’ out to be? Any way... he’s got right smart of a hide full... Boom Booms got a sock full...an’ about that time she started given Scooter one of them lap dances. Now Cousin Scooter could see purty good, close up, an’ believe me Boom Boom was close up!... she was bent over with her trademark a jigglin’ about two inches from Cousin Scooters nose, when somethin’… er… come up!!!
Cousin Scooter hadn’t never been ‘faced’ with any thing like this before an’ he was just a little puzzeled over what to do...first thing come to mind was to try an’ cover his ... uh... ‘embarrassment’... only thing handy was Boom Boom... so he grabbed ‘er by the haunches, set ‘er down an’ went to spin ‘er around to explain ... wouldn’t you know... Boom Boom was a left hand thread... Doc says the binder can come off in about a week.
Back here, at the bar though the action was a heatin’ up... musta been ‘cause they started pourin’ cold water on them gals... an’ that’s when Lo...rayne come into her own... she jumped up on a table an’ let loose with a pohm... went like this:
"Names Lo...rayne Spivy
Meaner’n poison ivy
Scratch yer itch ‘til ye holler
If you vote with a dollar……….."
Lo...rayne won.
She come runnin’ over after the contest to say hi...
won agin’...
‘em boys sure liked the way she runs.... anyway ya’ll know Lo...rayne... always somthin’ kinda funny to say... run right up an’ asked me if I’s gittin’ any on the side ... well... reckon I’ll have to ‘fess up... I didn’t know they’ed moved it !!!
...Jr.? nope.......Smoke ?.......nope.......Lo...rayne!! She got a job dancin’ down at the Bar None. Her an’ Squeek went down last week fer a ‘try out’...right away they could see that Lo...rayne had enormous talent(s)... ya’ll remember as how Lo...rayne was blessed !!!
Squeek... well she didn’t fare too good. See, since she lost all the weight.... yeah she’s been a pin’in over me, trout season come in… an’ well… ya’ll know how it is....
uh...’emme see...Lo...rayne, job, dancin’, boobs... oh yeah, Squeek... since she lost all that weight... they had her to put on one of them ‘G’- strings... didn’t fit too good... put the strings plum over her shoulders like a one piece an’ it was still showin’ a couple hours of daylight past her full moon... Squeek’s back to checkin’ at the Piggly Wiggly.
Lo...rayne, now that’s another story. That girl took to dancin’ like a hog takes to slop... ain’t never seen a hog could match ‘er on that pole though... ‘izzit gittin’ warm in here? Heh, heh... yep you could tell she was a natural...’til they made ‘er shave... violation of some health code ‘er somthin’ I reckon.
Me an’ Cousin Scooter ...what a fine lad that boy is turnin’ out to be... well we went down to the Bar None Friday night...cain’t fish all the time you know.... an’ they was a havin’ a wet ‘T’ shirt contest... now them gals take a good contest right to heart... I tell you what ... it was tit fer tat on that stage fer a while, an’ I kinder lost track of Cousin Scooter. I finally seen him...waaaayyy back in the back... stuffin’ dollar bills down Boom Boom Paluskis’ stockins... did I tell you what a fine lad Cousin Scooters turnin’ out to be? Any way... he’s got right smart of a hide full... Boom Booms got a sock full...an’ about that time she started given Scooter one of them lap dances. Now Cousin Scooter could see purty good, close up, an’ believe me Boom Boom was close up!... she was bent over with her trademark a jigglin’ about two inches from Cousin Scooters nose, when somethin’… er… come up!!!
Cousin Scooter hadn’t never been ‘faced’ with any thing like this before an’ he was just a little puzzeled over what to do...first thing come to mind was to try an’ cover his ... uh... ‘embarrassment’... only thing handy was Boom Boom... so he grabbed ‘er by the haunches, set ‘er down an’ went to spin ‘er around to explain ... wouldn’t you know... Boom Boom was a left hand thread... Doc says the binder can come off in about a week.
Back here, at the bar though the action was a heatin’ up... musta been ‘cause they started pourin’ cold water on them gals... an’ that’s when Lo...rayne come into her own... she jumped up on a table an’ let loose with a pohm... went like this:
"Names Lo...rayne Spivy
Meaner’n poison ivy
Scratch yer itch ‘til ye holler
If you vote with a dollar……….."
Lo...rayne won.
She come runnin’ over after the contest to say hi...
won agin’...
‘em boys sure liked the way she runs.... anyway ya’ll know Lo...rayne... always somthin’ kinda funny to say... run right up an’ asked me if I’s gittin’ any on the side ... well... reckon I’ll have to ‘fess up... I didn’t know they’ed moved it !!!