Funny story.

[Catfishing Matt]

I was fishing for some Largemouth Bass at Prospect Pond, and I was walking around on the banks with my friend.

I was walking back over to where my girlfriend was fishing, I slipped on the bank, and from my waist down I was soaked and smelled nasty. They both laughed at me, and I was really mad. Haha.

[capt.kirk]

Matt,you had that coming to you,going off with your hairy legged friend
and leaving your pretty little girl friend settin in the weeds by her self:p
KIRK